I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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