Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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