Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
