I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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