alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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