worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
