I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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