The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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