After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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