wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
