can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So many bounce houses so little time
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
