I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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