the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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