No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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