She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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