Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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