Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
