i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
