I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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