Kiss
Puke
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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