1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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