his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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