bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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