Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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