Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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