I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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