Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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