Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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