WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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