Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just had sex on a roof
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
