everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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