What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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