Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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