We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
