Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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