I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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