Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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