Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I will be naked everywhere
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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