Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this will be a night to untag.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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