I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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