haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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