How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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