I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just tell him i said nine months
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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