We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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