How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm determined to sit on that face.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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