My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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