Do you still have your period?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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