Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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