So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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