your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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