She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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