Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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